hizashi:

literally everything is unisex if u stop giving a fuck

spqrmyths:

I love John Mulaney so much and such a large part of that is his delivery because only he talks like that

imsoofuckingsad:

i miss 1994 because i wasn’t alive then

lmaonade:

just a heads up if i ever act dumb i’m joking. i’m 100% smart and know literally everything

tapeduct:

at a really specific time @ night i feel like i wanna fall in love or som shit lmao but then i wake up and im ok again

countcracula:

my brain, interrupting my daydream: this is poorly researched and the narrative is not compelling

sridevi:

my laptop: *starts hissing and wheezing and got her fans whirring on high speed*

me: